Hahahahahahaha!!! What a bloody joke this is!
Melaka! Melaka! What kind of a 'mala petaka' you have become?
From being renowned for its historical heritage and the birthplace of the Malay Malaccan Sultanate which was founded by the fleeing Sumatran Hindu prince Parameswara, Melaka today has turned into what is fast being proven true to be 'Melaka Darul Datuk'!
I have heard of this insulting reference to the state which once had Datuk Laksamana Hang Tuah and his warrior friends Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi, Hang Lekir and Hang Lekiu as its honorable sons of its earth, honor of having been the first Malay Empire to rule over many South East Asian countries, first Muslim bastion here in Nusantara, Melaka is now getting famous for the wrong reasons. Infamous to be exact.
Not so long ago we had the pig farm problems stinking up the whole place.
Now we have another stinking scandal breaking out with this conferment of a 'Datukship' to a Bollywood actor, Shah Rukh Khan for .....(hahahahahahahahahaha....listen to this reason for his being awarded the Datukship)...."Setiausaha Politik kepada Ketua Menteri Melaka, Saadun Basiron berkata, Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka dianugerahkan bagi mengenang jasa Shah Rukh Khan dalam bidang seni dan perfileman di peringkat antarabangsa, termasuk di Malaysia."
To add insult to injury, the Bollywood actor can't turn up to accept his 'Datukship'! What does that tell us?
Shah Rukh Khan doesn't regard this 'Datukship' that important to merit him making time to go to Melaka and accept it from the Malaccan Yang Dipertua Negeri Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob?
Maybe they will 'Poslaju' the award to the fellow?
What bloody contributions has this Bollywood actor contributed for the state of Melaka if not the whole going crazy nation?
It is for these kind of stupid, idiotic actions by those who have no merit or right to rule over the place in the first place, that makes me yearn for Melaka, Pulau Pinang and Seberang Perai to be returned to its respective Malay Sultans or heirs apparent and this British Colonial legacy of Governorship in those two states be abolished!!!
I wonder if what they say about Melaka to be true?
They said that if you were to throw a stone at any crowd in Melaka, you might hit a 'Datuk'!
Stupid! Stupid as stupid can be!
There goes the respect for any bloody Datuk in Bolehland!
There's just no merit having such titles anymore. What a bloody joke a Datukship has now descended to?
Ala la la la la la tuk! Har! Har! Har! Har!..(patented laugh by 'Datuk' M.Rajoli)....hihihihihi...