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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Post BERSIH 2.0 ~ Scene 1. Sembang Sembang 1Malaysia in *Manglish

Gambar hiasan : 1Malaysia
Fiction. Socio-political. Malaysiana.
Author : Mahaguru58


Ext. Day.
Scene at a local Nasi Kandar outlet. 3 Malaysians are having drinks together. Ahmad, Ah Seng and Samy. (My usual choice of names to depict Malaysians).


Ahmad
Hey Samy! U join ke BERSIH tempohari?

Samy
No lah! I ada plan mahu bawa family gi shopping di Sogo tapi cancel lah sebab ada police roadblock. Macam mana mau pergi city centre? 

Ahmad
Macamana pula dengan u Ah Seng? U ada join kah?

Ah Seng
Hello brader! U ingat I tak ade kerja lain kah? I layan I punya wife and kids lagi bagus! Buang masa saja mahu pergi shout shout dekat sana! Apa faedah?

Ahmad
Tak adelah. I cuma tanya saja. Mana tahu, u ada first hand news kah apa tentang apa yang berlaku disana?

Ah Seng
Hello Ahmad! Sekarang ada social media ma. U mahu tahu apa apa u pergi surf itu blogs, ada constant feedback. Setengah ada posting You Tube oo. U tak payah pening kepala . Semua u boleh tengok dalam itu blog. Ada yang pro BERSIH ; ada yang neutral, ada yang pro -government. U pilihlah mana u suka?

Samy
Straight to the point aa Macha? Very clear man! I like the way u put it. Its all a matter of choice! No need to go crazy like some uneducated fools on the road. Not happy with this government? Wait for the next GE. Go vote for any bugger u like! No one's stopping u!

Ahmad
I know lah! But some of the people are saying, its their right to demonstrate! Why is the government stopping them? Its their right, isn't it? Why stop people from marching on the roads? Is this a police state where we cannot do this or that? What democracy is that?

Ah Seng
Hello friend. Democracy doesn't mean you suka suka go and make noise out there on the roads and cause other people problems. Many business people cannot cari makan oo! You see, even Samy here had to cancel his plans to take his family shopping at Sogo. No go already lor!!! Hahahaha! Surely his wife and children not happy, right or not?

Samy
Betul lah! My wife's face not happy at all. I just cannot do anything lah. Its out of my control. I don't blame the police also. You know lah when tens of thousands of people gathering together in one sea of humanity. Aiyo cannot say lah what is going to happen next? Somebody just suka suka whack someone else or go curse the mata mata, surely no one can control what happens next? That's why Sogo also had to close for the day! Who is going to compensate them for the day's losses in business earnings? Ambiga or Anwar? Dream on lah!!! Democracy my foot!!!

Ahmad
Jadi u all tak setuju lah dengan protes protes ini?

Ah Seng
Bukankah kita ada choice ma dalam next GE? Itu time undilah siapa u suka? Hello brader. Semua parti politik ada ma time itu kira undi! Macam mana orang boleh cakap kata kita punya election ada kotor? Semua party ada ma! Apa macam boleh kotor? Soy siau ey lang!!! ( Hokkien for crazy people) 

Ahmad
Yalah! U are correct! 

Samy
Ah Seng cakap betul punya. Ok lah minum minum. Dia orang tarak puas hati dia punya pasal lah. Aku sudah lapar ni....

Voice Over
Begitulah sketsa pendek tentang suasana selepas BERSIH 2.0. Bukan semua rakyat Malaysia suka buang masa dan tenaga dijalanraya macam geng Ambiga, Anwar, Mat Sabu & Company.

Sampai masa dan ketika untuk PRU ke 13, undi lah ikut suka masing masing. Sekarang pergi buat kerja masing masing!

Brader! Nescafe O satu!!! Kurang manis!!!

(In the meantime, let's enjoy this Malaysiana video starring two of my favorite local stars :- Adibah Nor and Yuhang
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