He has made it in the main news of many news agencies by now for the stupidest sex crazed act in these gone stir crazy times?
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.
Xian, a 41 year-old man, was calling from Lan Tian park in the middle of the night.
The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xian used to attempt to satisfy himself.
However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. Aaaaarrrggghhh!!!!!!
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. Hohohohohoho!!!
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Ouchh!!!
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis!
This is Xian walking off out of the hospital with his face hidden by a surgical mask obviously trying to remain anonymous for the sole reason of his gross stupidity in trying to fornicate with a stainless steel bench!!!
I know that people say the cost of living in Hong Kong is skyrocketing and that the costs of getting married must be pretty expensive as well but this outrageously unthinkable, most preposterous act of trying to release one's pent up sexual needs with a cold, stainless steel public bench's orifices is truly one for admission into the Most Stupid Human Behavior category in Ripleys Believe it or Not!
Xian will probably have to live out the rest of his life wearing that surgical mask to avoid future embarrassment!!!!
I seriously hope that no one gets any similar ideas here in Malaysia for who knows what would the consequences be if any of the emergency rescue personnel should just be a bit careless in trying to extricate the fella's blood engorged phallus?
Aiyooo! Would be another 'Lorena Bobbitt' copycat act to surely make the headlines in tomorrow's newspaper!!!!