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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Melaka Darul Datuk! What a bloody joke!

Hahahahahahaha!!! What a bloody joke this is!

Melaka! Melaka! What kind of a 'mala petaka' you have become?

From being renowned for its historical heritage and the birthplace of the Malay Malaccan Sultanate which was founded by the fleeing Sumatran Hindu prince Parameswara, Melaka today has turned into what is fast being proven true to be 'Melaka Darul Datuk'!

I have heard of this insulting reference to the state which once had Datuk Laksamana Hang Tuah and his warrior friends Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi, Hang Lekir and Hang Lekiu as its honorable sons of its earth, honor of having been the first Malay Empire to rule over many South East Asian countries, first Muslim bastion here in Nusantara, Melaka is now getting famous for the wrong reasons. Infamous to be exact.

Not so long ago we had the pig farm problems stinking up the whole place.





















Now we have another stinking scandal breaking out with this conferment of a 'Datukship' to a Bollywood actor, Shah Rukh Khan for .....(hahahahahahahahahaha....listen to this reason for his being awarded the Datukship)...."Setiausaha Politik kepada Ketua Menteri Melaka, Saadun Basiron berkata, Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka dianugerahkan bagi mengenang jasa Shah Rukh Khan dalam bidang seni dan perfileman di peringkat antarabangsa, termasuk di Malaysia."

To add insult to injury, the Bollywood actor can't turn up to accept his 'Datukship'! What does that tell us?

Shah Rukh Khan doesn't regard this 'Datukship' that important to merit him making time to go to Melaka and accept it from the Malaccan Yang Dipertua Negeri Tun Mohd. Khalil Yaakob?

Maybe they will 'Poslaju' the award to the fellow?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

What bloody contributions has this Bollywood actor contributed for the state of Melaka if not the whole going crazy nation?

It is for these kind of stupid, idiotic actions by those who have no merit or right to rule over the place in the first place, that makes me yearn for Melaka, Pulau Pinang and Seberang Perai to be returned to its respective Malay Sultans or heirs apparent and this British Colonial legacy of Governorship in those two states be abolished!!!

I wonder if what they say about Melaka to be true?

They said that if you were to throw a stone at any crowd in Melaka, you might hit a 'Datuk'!

Hehehehehehehe!

Stupid! Stupid as stupid can be!

There goes the respect for any bloody Datuk in Bolehland!

There's just no merit having such titles anymore. What a bloody joke a Datukship has now descended to?

Ala la la la la la tuk! Har! Har! Har! Har!..(patented laugh by 'Datuk' M.Rajoli)....hihihihihi...

10 comments:

nobisha said...

Tagline: Melawat Melaka bererti melawat Malaysia.

Jangan lupa: Malaysia is truly ASIA!

:)

lan said...

stupid thing of the week.. apa jasa pelakon tu pada melaka or malaysia?

stupid abis la decision ni

dah tu bagi pula 77 datok.. thats a lot ok.. im not surprised if some even paid to get it!

MAHAGURU58 said...

Assalamualaikum Brother Nobisha,

Saya tak ada masaalah dengan Melaka sebagai sebuah negeri bersejarah dan pusat pemerintahan Melayu pada suatu zaman dahulu.

Yang saya tidak berkenan adalah cara pemerintah Melaka sekarang terlalu mudah menganugerahkan pangkat dan kedudukan sebegitu kepada mana mana sahaja individu tanpa perlu.

Zaman Kegemilangan Kesultanan Melayu Melaka sudah hilang ditelan zaman.

Zaman kemerosotan kemuliaan sejarah melayu Melaka semakin hancur dibawah sistem Yang Di Pertua sekarang.

Melaka harus diserahkan kembali kepada pewaris Kesultanan Melayu Melaka yang sebenar.

Menurut apa yang saya telah kaji, waris Kesultanan Melayu Melaka terakhir adalah Kesultanan Melayu Perak.

Molek benar sekiranya Yang Mulia Raja Ashman Shah ibni DYMM Sultan Azlan Shah ditabal dan dimasyhurkan sebagai Sultan Melaka sekarang dan mengembalikan institusi Kesultanan Melayu Melaka sekaligus menaikkan kembali nama baik Melaka dimata dunia.

Insya Allah!

MAHAGURU58 said...

Assalamualaikum lan,

Hamba setuju dengan pendapat tuan.

Muhammad Azli Shukri said...

dah tiada pilihan..

pez said...

betapa murahnya martabat datuk sudah menjadi..

reshmann said...

It was said that,the melaka govt is conferring this datukship on SRK for shooting a couple of movies in malaysia therefore selling malaysia abroad.
Well if this is the case,then I believe the tamil movie heroes from the south indian movie industry should be appropriately be conferred such titles,as more tamil movies are shot in all major locations in malaysia than SRK or bollywood movies.

Come on the govt of melaka,even if you feel obliged to express your gratitude,you can do so by other means like giving those film crews hotel concessions and cutting down red tapes etc.Datukship should only be conferred on an individual who had contributed immensely for the betterment of the country.Not to a foreigner who swings from one tree to another and raking in millions for himself?
Infact these bollywood movies have more negative impact on our people like many young malay girls who are taken by their looks therefore fall for those banglas who supposedly have similar facial features like the bollywood actors,and eventually get cheated.

Courages and brave people like our Everest heroes you fellas ignored,here you fellas want to decorate a foreigner who gives you two hoots by not even attending this function.What is becoming of our nation?Look like we will soon hit the guiness book of world record for scoring the maximum dubious distinctions.

mama said...

Assalamualaikum,
Alhamdulillah Allah tidak melihat manusia dgn harta, pangkat, darjat, hensem atau cantiknya seseorang. Allah melihat ketaqwaan. Dgn itu semua kita mempunyai peluang yang sama jika berusaha mendapatkannya dgn mendekatkan diri kepada Allah. Kemuliaan dan kehinaan di tangan Allah. Bilal r.a adalah seorang hamba, hitam tetapi Allah angkat martabatnya hinggakan Nabi s.a.w terdengar bunyi tapak kaki bilal berjalan di syurga walhal bilal masih lagi hidup di dunia. Apabila ditanya oleh Nabi apakah rahsianya, maka bilal menjawab beliau sentiasa dalam keadaan wuduk dan segera mengambil wuduk jika terbatal wuduk.
Sungguh bertuah kita semua, walaupun sama ada seorang yg jadi penyapu jalan hingga ke raja di istana, jika kita ambil agama Islam dlm kehidupan maka kita akan berjaya sama ada kita kaya atau pun miskin. Jika kita mencuaikan atau tidak mengamalkan agama maka kegagalan walaupun harta seluruh dunia milik kita. Seorang yang Allah tentukan sebagai hina maka orang itu akan tetap hina walaupun seluruh dunia berpakat untuk memuliakannya, dan sebaliknya seorang yang Allah mahu muliakannya maka dia akan tetap mulia walaupun seluruh dunia berpakat mahu menghinakannya.
Maka selagi nafas kita/saya masih berbaki, kita masih berpeluang untuk membaiki diri dan amalan, meningkatkan iman dan taqwa supaya mendapat pangkat yang diiktiraf Allah iaitu mukmin dan muttaqin yang mengikuti jalan nabiin, siddiqin, shuhadak dan solehin. Allah telah memberi pangkat kepada para sahabat iaitu r.a (radiAllahu anhum) dan semoga kita diberikan taufik dan hidayah untuk mengikuti walaupun secebis jalan-jalan mereka. Amin. Wallahualam.
wassalam.

Prachai said...

Of course Shah Rukh Khan didn't bother to turn up. He had another huge event in Singapore later where he was one of the invitees of some charity show where the president of Singapore was present.

Who wants to rub shoulders with Ali Rustam, when one can have the company of powerful chaps in Singapore?

Oh man, those guys in Melaka look really stupid now.

Snowflake said...

Assallamualaikum
He he, jangan marah, Snow juga ada award Datukship kepada Mahaguru58 di blog Snow.
Wassallam