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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Take a break - Rib tickling time - Hehehehe...

My missus forwarded to me this hilarious collection of Children's Answers to Scientific Questions.

I believe that we could all take a break from all the political circus going on around us and enjoy these rib tickling answers that the young ones give to these questions.


Children's Science Exam Questions (and answers) –

Q1: Name the four seasons..
A1: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q2: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A2: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q3: How is dew formed?
A3: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q4: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A4: Keep it in the cow.

Q5: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A5: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q6: What are steroids?
A6: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q7: What happens to your body as you age?
A7: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q8: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A8: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q9: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A9: Premature death.

Q10: How are the main parts of the body! categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A10: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q11: What is the fibula?
A11: A small lie.

Q12: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A12: Nearby.

Q13: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section'
A13: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .

Q14: What does the word 'benign' mean?'
A14: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Hahahahaha! Hope you enjoyed laughing at the answers as much as I did!