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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

UMNO Politicians kidnapped .....

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`I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I rolled down my window and asked, "What's going on?"

''Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians. They're asking for a RM10 million ransom or they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

I innocently asked, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"Most people are giving about a gallon" he replied....'

~~~ Hehehehe...this satirical wish was just emailed to me by a retired senior police officer :P

6 comments:

SysOp said...

add another pointer:


I then asked " Do you need lighter ?"


after that saw....


There is a petrol tanker further down the road; we'll all move aside and let him through!

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MAHAGURU58 said...

Har! Har! Har! Har!...

Can just imagine what's going on people's minds now?

Each going to add a few more interesting story lines, eh?

MD RADZI AHMAD said...

Salam Mahaguru,

Allah suka ke tidak cerita macam tu. Nampaknya banyak orang tak suka UMNO. Apakah yang tak suka tu lebih mulia atau hebat dari UMNO ?

MymassaVoice said...

beberapa kayu hamPAS boleh digunakan untuk mulakan api.

MAHAGURU58 said...

Wa'alaikumsalam Tuan Md Radzi Ahmad,

Ianya adalah sebuah satira politik semasa.

Kelesuan UMNO membiarkan Presidennya meluluskan Lesen Judi Sukan baru baru ini membuahkan luahan satira berkenaan dan ianya bertujuan menghantar isyarat politik semasa kepada yang berkenaan.

Didalam dunia blogging ini, kadangkala penulis perlu juga berseloka didalam menyampaikan risalah kepada mereka yang menjadi sasaran seloka tersebut.

Saya sekadar memperingatkan sahaja.

Harap maklum.

Terimakasih diatas kesudian tuan mengirim pertanyaan diatas.

Wabillahi Taufik Wal Hidayah.

Wassalamualaikum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh.

yat said...

ni cakap nik aziz:

Kelantan menggunakan hasil cukai arak, lesen aning dan sebagainya bagi menampung kos membuat jalan dan lain-lain projek pembangunan. Arak itu sendiri boleh diminum oleh bukan Islam, jadi bila minum oleh mereka, maka untuk jaga keselamatan, kerajaan mengambil duit dari mana?" 26 November 1994

kelantan pun guna lesen arak dll 'sinful tax' utk membangunkan negara...kena ada fatwa yg ni, masih x jelas....kalo hanya utk orng bukan islam apa hukum dia?