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Thursday, July 07, 2011

BERSIH 2.0 ~ Catch 22? Trying to legalize an illegal gathering!!!

For those who understand the impossibility for the illegal BERSIH 2.0 group of rabblerousers pretending to speak for the entire citizens of Malaysia by misusing the term 'rakyat' meaning 'citizens' to get official permission to now use Stadium Merdeka can best be described as being caught in a 'Catch 22' situation!

Catch 22 means being caught in a situation in which a desired outcome or solution is impossible to be attained because of a set of inherently illogical rules or conditions!

BERSIH 2.0 has been declared to be an illegal organization by the Malaysian Home Minister for the obvious reason that they have yet to be registered with the Registrar of Societies and thus can't officially be allowed to rent or lease the stadium which they are now seeking after His Royal Highness, Tuanku Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin, the reigning Malaysian King decreed that the illegal BERSIH 2.0 demonstrations must not be allowed to take place on our capital city streets.

The Royal Malaysian Police can't issue them permits to hold their rally either because they @ the BERSIH 2.0 committee are not officially registered and have been declared to be an illegal organization!

That leaves the BERSIH 2.0 caught between the proverbial Devil and the deep blue sea! Hence my saying that they are now in a 'Catch 22' sorry ass position!

I can only blame the weak administration of the former and current BN Federal Governments for being the root cause of allowing all these problem makers so much room to wreak havoc unto the nation ever since Tun Dr Mahathir gave up on being the Prime Minister in 2003 and handed over power to the weakest and most useless PM the country has ever had!

It was during Abdullah Badawi's term as the 5th Malaysian Prime Minister that saw Islam Hadhari rearing its ugly head and Sisters in Islam plus KJ running riot!

The sleepyhead soon destroyed Mahathir's 22 long years of effort in keeping Malaysians toeing the line and where our multi ethnic, multi faithed society was kept under a firm administration which continued to prosper the country albeit not being allowed to do as they please as what we are currently witnessing.

When Abdullah Badawi's weak administration became the reason why lots of Malaysians pissed off at him swung over to vote for the Opposition which became emboldened by the release of political maverick and former Malaysian DPM Anwar Ibrahim from prison on a technicality upon his successful appeal from his imprisonment, the BN lost an additional 4 states here in the Malaysian Peninsular to the loose Opposition Pact comprising of the DAP-PKR and PAS in the 12th Malaysian General Elections in 2008!

It was the worst ever defeat suffered by the BN in Malaysian political history!

The BN also lost its 2/3rd majority in the Malaysian Parliament and the Malaysian Opposition started to become more emboldened in their thrust for power!

Things that were once considered as taboo here in our multi-ethnic, multi-faithed country are now being openly discussed and slander plus libelous mudslingings are now part and parcel of the so called newfound freedom in what was formerly peaceful Malaysia?

Najib Tun Razak's taking over the Malaysian premiership can be likened to a new house owner taking over the keys to a house left in disarray because the previous tenant messed up like hell?

His problems in trying to bring the nation back into order is further emburdened by having a wife who is seen to be a bit too limelight crazy and often gets into the media spotlight for all the wrong reasons and she is a major liability for Najib and the embattled BN come the 13th Malaysian GE!
See who is at the centre of the media spotlight? Where's PM Najib? Sidelined to the back!!!
During Tun Dr Mahathir's legendary 22 long years Premiership, we had not seen Tun Dr Siti Hasmah ever try to make herself be seen more prominent before the nation's media non stop coverage of her illustrious PM husband. Tun Dr Siti Hasmah was the perfect PM's wife for so many years. She never ever had caused Mahathir to be in a situation where she held court and he had to be a bystander! Never!!!

The same can't be said for our Karaoke Queen who has been said to be quite adamant in being there in the media spotlight no matter what?

I have personally seen her being given so much prominence and being pampered in an event which was held at the Sime Darby Convention Center by the Yayasan Basmi Kemiskinan foundation last year.

I just wish that Rosmah Mansor will let Najib be the real Malaysian Premier and let him do his job without her being there to stifle him with her presence. 

If she is so damn eager to be the PM, then please go stand in the coming 13th Malaysian General Elections on her own footing IF she has the guts to do so?

I also hope that she pays heed to the Standing Order from Allahu Ta'ala in Surah An Noor Chapter 24 Verse 31 for believing women to cover their modesty :

Waqul lilmu/minati yaghdudnamin absarihinna wayahfathnafuroojahunna wala yubdeena zeenatahunna illa mathahara minha walyadribnabikhumurihinna AAala juyoobihinna wala yubdeenazeenatahunna illa libuAAoolatihinna aw aba-ihinnaaw aba-i buAAoolatihinna aw abna-ihinna awabna-i buAAoolatihinna aw ikhwanihinna aw baneeikhwanihinna aw banee akhawatihinna aw nisa-ihinnaaw ma malakat aymanuhunna awi attabiAAeenaghayri olee al-irbati mina arrijali awi attifliallatheena lam yathharoo AAala AAawratiannisa-i wala yadribnabi-arjulihinna liyuAAlama ma yukhfeena min zeenatihinnawatooboo ila Allahi jameeAAan ayyuhaalmu/minoona laAAallakum tuflihoon
Sahih International
And tell the believing women to reduce [some] of their vision and guard their private parts and not expose their adornment except that which [necessarily] appears thereof and to wrap [a portion of] their headcovers over their chests and not expose their adornment except to their husbands, their fathers, their husbands' fathers, their sons, their husbands' sons, their brothers, their brothers' sons, their sisters' sons, their women, that which their right hands possess, or those male attendants having no physical desire, or children who are not yet aware of the private aspects of women. And let them not stamp their feet to make known what they conceal of their adornment. And turn to Allah in repentance, all of you, O believers, that you might succeed.

The way she recalcitrantly goes about bare headed in public view puts Najib in a bad light amongst knowledgeable Muslims and reduces his stature as a true Muslim husband and leader in our eyes.

All it takes is just a simple hijab to solve the matter but then again we are witnessing a humongous ego at play here so its really up to her as to whether she pays any heed to our well intentioned nasihah @ advice here?

I'm afraid that none of us have the unique opportunity to whisper our advice privately into the 'leader's ears as advocated by one of UMNO's young apple polishing scholars recently?

Sorry folks! We'll leave such exploits to the devoted new brooms. :)

Back to Ambiga & gang.

I don't see things changing for the better as far as the devious ones are concerned here.

Once one has evil intentions and goes about trying to stir up things just to get noticed or advance one's personal agenda in attaining power the Jack & the Magic Beanstalk way overnight, expect some cut me downs along the way and come crashing down to reality!


Esperalzi said...

Great article Mahaguru! I just love the way you put delicious and crispy..yummy! Poor Anbiga, so ambitious but so ambiguous..

Esperalzi said...

I just love these parts:

".... since Tun Dr Mahathir gave up on being the Prime Minister in 2003 and handed over power to the weakest and most useless PM the country has ever had!"

"It was during Abdullah Badawi's term as the 5th Malaysian Prime Minister that saw Islam Hadhari rearing its ugly head and Sisters in Islam plus KJ running riot!"

"His problems in trying to bring the nation back into order is further burdened by having a wife who is seen to be a bit limelight crazy and often gets into the media spotlight for the wrong reasons and is a major liability for Najib and the embattled BN come the 13th Malaysian GE!"

You are dang good Mahaguru!!!

Esperalzi said...

But this the best part:

"I also hope that she pays heed to the Standing Order from Allahu Ta'ala in Surah An Noor Chapter 24 Verse 31 for believing women to cover their modesty :"

She not only has not bothered to heed Surah An Noor, but her hairdo is getting more and more pompous and bulbous but what can you expect from a pomp queen who thinks she is a prom queen???

hamsor said...

KUALA LUMPUR, 7 Julai — Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad hari ini berkata beliau sedih apabila mendengar orang Melayu masih bercakap mengenai Ketuanan Melayu kerana beliau mahu kaum itu berdiri pada keupayaan diri mereka, bukannya hak istimewa diturunkan menerusi perlembagaan.

Malah bekas perdana menteri ini (gambar) juga kelihatan ‘keberatan’ apabila ada usaha mengaitkan DEB dengan Artikel 153 Perlembagaan Persekutuan.

Menjawab soalan pada Kongres Profesor Kebangsaan di sini, kata Dr Mahathir, beberapa peruntukan dalam DEB seharusnya telah pun digugurkan.

“Berkenaan dengan (Artikel) 153, jika ia berkenaan dengan bahasa, agama dan kesemua itu, tidak mengapa, tetapi kita telah memperluaskan sehingga membabitkan DEB.

“Dan, beberapa aspek DEB seharusnya dimansuhkan sebaik sahaja mereka yang mendapat manfaat daripada DEB telah memperlihatkan keupayaan mereka,” katanya.

“Saya sangat sedih apabila saya mendengar orang Melayu bercakap mengenai Ketuanan Melayu,” katanya.

“Ternyata ada tanah simpanan Melayu sebab itu kita adalah tuan. Tetapi untuk hidup di (tanah) simpanan Melayu adalah satu penghinaan, sebab itu bermakna saya lemah, saya dilindungi di tanah sendiri. Ia bukan sesuatu yang harus dibanggakan,” katanya.

Dr Mahathir juga berkata orang Melayu seharusnya mempertingkatkan keupayaan mereka agar mereka tidak bergantung pada hak-hak istimewa.

hamsor said...


Dulu umno takut hijau hingga semua kubah di masjid yg dulu bewarna hijau disuruh ubah warna kuning/biru..sekarang umno takut kuning, nak ubah pulak ke?

hamsor said...

Who are the communists now - the rakyat or Umnoputra? They are doing what Mao Zedong had done by clamping down the rakyat.

Just imagine, to the extend of arresting one who had a Bersih 2.0 badge in her bag and those who wear yellow. Isn't yellow the colour of the Agong? Is Umno waging a war against the Agong?.

MAHAGURU58 said...


Mahathir boleh lah sembang macam mana dia suka pun sebab ia kaya raya dan takde masaalah nak pikior tentang kos kehidupan seharian bagi menampung keperluan diri dan anak isterinya biar sampai 7 keturunan akan datang pun?

Orang yang loaded macam Mahathir, hidup serba mewah, di raikan kesana kemari sebagai mantan Perdana Menteri takde problemos brader.

Yang dok bercakar, cantas mencantas saban hari didalam dunia politik negara kita ni kebanyakannya golongan politikus taik kucing.

Asal dari akar umbi dan bukan golongan yang jenis 'born with a silver spoon' atau yang jenis ada asas agama yang mantap atau betul betul berasas dan mempraktikkannya didalam kehidupan mereka.

Semua jenis geng drama swasta. Ada kefahaman agama sedikit sebanyak tempel tempelan. Jenis hentam saja lah punya geng. Aku peduli apa tentang halal haram, integriti apekejadahnya pun mereka tak ambil peduli.

Jenis yang ni u boleh tengok akan ada terkedepan sekali didalam mana mana perhimpunan atau demonstrasi!

Sama saja geng macam ni..ada dalam UMNO,PAS,PKR atau apa apa sahaja parti politik atau NGO yakpursalam!

Jenis macam ni yang dok pelingkop nama Melayu dan umat Islam negara.

Makanya kalau baru sekarang ini u nak julang nama Mahathir yang sekian lama ni geng cybertrooper PAS macam u dan rakan rakan sepakatan, sorry bro, its too damn late!

Mahathir can say anything he wants. It makes no bloody difference to the Average Ahmad, Ah Seng or Samy!

Kebanyakan warga Malaysia kena cari makan, berusaha susah payah mengatasi segala Penyakit Hasad Dengki dikalangan sesama warga Malaysia.

Instead of looking for ways to prosper their fellow Malaysians, most folks today are much more inclined to destroy each other through useless activities like this BERSIH Tiu Na Seng thingy!!!

So, if you ask me, I'd say 'To hell with anyone who doesn't really practice what they preach, no matter who the hell they are or claim to be?'

You are most welcome to adulate your newfound icon in Mahathir, bro!

Enjoy each other's company! :)

MAHAGURU58 said...


U patut kena tanya hal warna ni dengan Ku Nan, Setiausaha Agong UMNO.

Watashi tak leh jawab bagi pihak dia.


MAHAGURU58 said...


Aiseyman, sudah gaharu cendana pula?

Bro, Ambiga Sreenevasan dan segala penyokongnya termasuk u pasti ada agenda tersendiri didalam nak menjatuhkan Kerajaan BN Malaysia sekarang?

Samada u all ni penyokong Mao Ze Dong secara 'by association' dengan Partai So-Sial-lis Malaysia ni , adalah satu kemusykilan saya?

Nampak macam ada bau bau bacang kat u all ni bro!

Wallahu'alam samada benar ke tidak kecurigaan ini.

Saya berharap tidak.

Nak kata komunis 100 persen belum lagi tapi ada sikit sebanyak le kecenderungan 'sama rata; sama rasa' u all ni sejak berpakat, kan?


MAHAGURU58 said...


U can dress in yellow all u doesn't make u all into royalties, bro.

Acah saja tu sokong Agong tapi macam member seperjuangan u all dok chamdet kata mencerca DYMM Sultan Pahang dan SPB YDP Agong didalam penulisan masing masing tak menampakkan kejujuran u all didalam mendaulatkan Tuanku Sultan Melayu sekelian!

Story mory u tak de keikhlasan le bro.

Sorry syeh, I don't buy that!

Gabungan Harami nak pengiktirafan konon?

Dream on bro!

zas said...

Salam Mahaguru58: i like !!

Supar Yop said...

Warna kuning utk raja dah lama termaktub zaman berzaman.La ni baru geng bersih nak pakai warna kuning.jadi bila kena ambush polis boleh nyorok dalam boot Rolls Royce Agong? My foot.
Once my father bought a Holden Kingswood car in Kuala Kangsar where we stayed over 30 years ago.I suggested to him to change the colour to yellow cos it looks nice.He quipped - are u crazy? U want to earn the wrath of the Sultan ( Idris Shah at that time)?

AS FOR Mahathir, I agreed with MG58 to disagree with him ( Mahathir).I beg to differ with him on this ketuanan issue.Isu Ketuanan Melayu mesti kita pertahankan sampai bila2.When PKR/PAS refused to acknowledged it and change it to a stupid Ketuanan Rakyat concept that was when I swear no more vote for them.This is the problem with the non malays pendatang - they can never recognised us as the Tuan Tanah di sini. They distorted the history to their own whimps and fancies and later self concluded - melayu bukan bumi di sini.It's all over the website if you want to search for it.Ada jugak melayu bahalol yg malu nak angkat bangsa dia sendiri sbg tuan, jadilah mcm SIngapura where the malays are treated worse than pariah in their own country..